Est. 2025

Make New York
Shitty Again

Reject the Hudson Yards. Embrace the Rat.
The grit is gone. Let's bring it back.

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The Uniform

Campaign Tee
Best Seller

The Campaign Tee

Heavyweight Cotton • Red

$35.00

Bodega Tee
Classic

The Bodega Tee

100% Cotton • White

$35.00

Bodega Cup
New

The Bodega Cup

Ceramic • Blue & Gold

$15.00

The Manifesto

THE PROBLEM: New York isn't New York anymore. It's a glorified outdoor mall for tourists and hedge fund managers. The rent is too high, the streets are too clean, and the soul is being scrubbed away by power washers and luxury condos.

We remember a different city. A city that had edges. A city that didn't apologize. A city where you could get a slice for a dollar that actually cost a dollar, and the subway ride built character.

MNYSA isn't just a slogan. It's a demand for authenticity. It's a rejection of the sterile, the polished, and the overpriced. It's a call to bring back the weirdos, the artists, the noise, and yes—even the grit.

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